the day has arrived

Talon is officially available! The Babe-Magnet is now on the market, because the magic 16th birthday has arrived. He can't wait to ask the first chick out. ;)

Happy Birthday Talon!

16 awesome facts about Talon:

1. He has great dimples and an amazing smile.

2. Fabulous Hair.

3. He's an erudite scholar--in other words he goes through books like his dad goes through Doritos.

4. He gets A's like most kids get pimples.

5. He is a fabulous big brother, tickle monster and trampoline bouncer.

6. He's beefy and strong and can shovel dirt.

7. He has become dad's chauffeur.

8. He kicks booty in Karate.

9. He knows more about the Constitution than Obama.

10. He volunteers in the 4-H after school program to teach bratty kids science.

11. He's the type of kid that teachers dream of.

12. He whacks a golf ball farther than his dad.

13. He can sleep for amazing amounts of time.

14. He can croon a good tune.

15. He's one righteous dude.

16. He's the best and I am glad he's my son. I love you Talon!

Sweet 16 and never been kissed (in theory)

He has been adorable since day one!